glad i asked.  Large is a lot more in demand than i would have expected.  i will just be running L and XL.  probably 70/30% split.  there have been some great suggestions on here and just goes to show the diversity of tastes in this community.
i think the "Pissing off the Purists" seems to be the winner and will be the run for the first batch (and on-going).  i will drop the extra tag on it and leave the saying just as is.  assuming good sales on these to recoup costs, i will start running more styles and colors as well and other merch like stickers will be coming soon.
thanks to everyone for the suggestions and the support.  :agree: keep the thread running with more suggestions for the next run.  there are already some front runners.  biggest seems to key off anti-staight line and pro-curves.  thought of one, "There's nothing fun about going straight", then realized the different conitations that can have. 

 i'm guessing that might not be a big seller for all.  
 
 
look for an announcement on availability soon.